Acknowledgments Pre-lude: Performance Criticism Overture: Benjamin Franklin: A House is not a Home First Movement: Washington Irving: The Cutting Edge of Gross Anatomy Second Movement: Frederick Douglass: Domestic Hardships and Capital Gains Third Movement: Louisa May Alcott: The Dividends of Foreign Exchange Fourth Movement: Nathaniel Hawthorne: A Citizen of Somewhere Else Finale: Mark Twain: Beauty and the (B)east Bibliography Index About the Author