Introduction, Learning to Kowtow; 1 'It Must Not be Difficult to Impress the Chinese' The Need for a British Embassy to the Court of Qianlong ; 2 'Who in the World is this Young Man, Who Knows So Much About So Many Things?' George Macartney, Ambassador of King George III to the Emperor Qianlong; 3 'Affable and Affectionate to His Subjects, Vindictive and Relentless to His Enemies' Qianlong, Son of Heaven, Emperor of China; 4 'The Severest Sufferings Both in Body and Mind' Setting Sail for China, via Rio de Janeiro, Tristan da Cunha, Batavia and Tay Son; 5 'The Greatest City on the Surface of the Globe' By Sea, River and Road to Peking; 6 The Kowtow An 'Ingenious Vehicle'; 7 'Treated Too Favourably, a Barbarian Becomes Arrogant' From Peking to Rehe; 8 'King Solomon in All His Glory' An Audience With Qianlong; 9 'Tremblingly Obey and Show No Negligence!' Rejection; 10 'An Opportunity of Knowing Us' South to Canton, and Home; 11 'An Old, Crazy, First-rate Man of War' the Aftermath; Conclusion.